He admits that he hopes that Sookie’s fairy blood will help to restore Talbot from the viscous liquid he is now, to the adorable, fashion advice-giving stallion he was a few episodes back. Sookie inquires why Russell has been carrying Talbot Soup around so long. I taste delicious when sprinkled with some oyster crackers. the DEATHS of Bill and Eric.īut then she changes the subject, turning her attention to Russell’s prized container of Talbot Soup. Interestingly enough, she requests: $7 million, Russell’s home in Mississippi, and. In a fun, but slightly disturbing scene, Russell attempts to bargain with Sookie for his release, while she boredly reads the latest issue of US Weekly. (Have you ever noticed that they say f*ck a lot on this show?)īill offers to stay with her while she watches the Russell Steak thaw, but she denies his ass. “I’m not babysitting this f*cker, while you all take a nap!” She whines. Sookie does not care for this idea one bit. and bring him back inside Fangtasia.īut, alas, just when the party is really getting started, the vampires realizes that they must “go to ground.” Eric asks Sookie to watch Russell, since she is the only human-ish person he can’t glamour. The only LIVING being in the bunch, Sookie, reluctantly runs outside AGAIN, to grab Russell. he informs the group that he has to go save Russell, because Ghost Dad told him to do so.
Yes, boys and girls, arm sucking is the Gateway to Sex!
The feeding scene is sweet, and VERY sexy. Ever, the gentleman, Eric maintains his control, taking just enough blood from Sookie’s arm to clear up the acne on his face. She instructs Bill to keep watch on Eric to make sure he doesn’t accidentally drain the life out of her, like Bill did a few episodes ago. As Eric is in desperate need of blood, Sookie has Bill bite her arm to release some. She uses her Glow Fingers to toss Russell against a fence, and break the silver chains encircling Eric.
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I almost fell asleep typing that.įinally, Sookie figures out how to be a fairy! who has taken time out of his busy Angeling Schedule to lecture Eric about being good, kind, and forgiving, and blah, blah, blah. While all this is going on a delirious Eric is talking to the apparation of his daddy. But this screencap MASSIVELY overestimates his appearance. I use this picture of Russell, because it’s the only I could find to show him burning. Though not AT ALL in a position to threaten, Ballsy Russell tells Sookie that he will kill everyone she loves, if she doesn’t use her magic.
#TRUE BLOOD SEASON 3 FINALE PLUS#
While Sookie pouts, and tries to figure out how to move the six plus feet of pure sex that is Eric’s bod, Russell taunts her mercilessly about not using her Fairy Glow Fingers to save him. In fact, it was probably the first time in Alexander Skarsgard’s life that he didn’t look the least bit sexy.ĭon’t worry, Eric! A few dabs of Proactive will clear that right up! Sookie finds Eric, whose massive sunburn makes him look a bit like a teenager with a really bad case of acne. What’s with Sookie doing so much running in this episode? Can’t fairies fly? However, when Sookie learns from Pam that the future love of her life (Eric) is outside getting one hell of a sun tan, she leaves Bill’s mopey butt, and dashes out of Fangtasia, to save her man.
“I wuz jes trah-ing to pro-tect yuuu, AGIN!” Bill replies. “You f*ckin betrayed me again,” she growls at Bill. Sookie is not at all happy to be woken up from Fairly Land, and she lets Bill know it. That is actually how Bill’s head looked in the screencap. Then, unfortunately, the beautiful image is replaced by a much less attractive one. Sookie looks in awe at the beautiful alien chandelier for a few moments, before closing her eyes. Sookie is frolicking in the forest, when she comes across what appears to be a giant chandelier, descending from the sky.ĭon’t buy it, Sookie! The monthly electric bill alone would kill you. The episode opens with yet another one of those trippy fairy dream sequences that have become so prevalent, during the latter half of this season. And it was those secrets that truly drove tonight’s episode.
However, perhaps, the most pernicious things hidden beneath the surface are secrets. They can be “hidden” in the literal sense, Tonight’s Season Finale dealt mainly with the types of things that are hidden beneath the surface.
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